Simply stated: Please don’t be a cotton-head.

We are not lawyers, doctors, dieticians, accountants, tax professionals, or taxidermists. Please don’t mistake anything presented here as legal, medical, dietary, or financial advice. Consult the appropriate professional before proceeding with anything that even remotely appears to be a recommendation.

Information presented on Simple Prosperity is on an “as-is” basis without a guarantee of results or warranties of any kind, either explicit or implied. Objects in mirror may appear closer than they are. We cannot be held responsible for your actions. In case of a water landing, your seat may be used as a floatation device. If you decide to base your actions on any of the material presented on this website, you take full responsibility for such action. Mind the gap. Although we try to present facts without misleading, we are not responsible for omissions or errors. Please hold on to a post or handrail until the ride comes to a complete stop. Por favor aferrarse a un poste o pasamanos hasta que el conductor se detenga por completo. All your base are belong to us.

Last updated: 4/10/2012